I do not know what to call this article, because I did not know what would be the article. This is simply a fact of hack writers with us. Writes, writes!
Anyway, I decided to call it Humor: The funniest article ever written!
The beginning, and I would have changed the title of the article.
But it's not funny, that:
H add a "hug '" "You get Hugh. As the silence" h "is in England, one might think that you" embrace "Get Right Back Again. InEngland is known as Hugh Grant Hug? No!
Add a rebound "and" and you get "hope", but if an "E" a "," you "toe". "E" can be an ah "change" sound "oh" or an "ooh", "as in" you "to" Oh. "Oh, yes! Add an" e "to" travel "and get" tripe "and who wants that?
I like Spanish vowels they behave.
And you can pronounce the word "gross" to "Ruff," the ruhf both pronounced "."
You know what will make your ruhf spelling with ".
"Ruff" is that "strictstarched ruffles, or pleated circular collar of lace, muslin or other fine fabrics for men and women in the 16th and 17th centuries. "
Oh, you play bridge!
I think "should Miss Magic" and "Krause" RUF ". Http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ruff View
Here is a list of the new spelling:
Mississippi Misipee
Utah Utaw (oohtah not say the "U")
South-west of Mexico, North
Italians do not live in Eyetalee. Live in itally! Theye notEYEtalians.
Here's a funny article from http://www.iol.ie/ ~ afifi/BICNews/Fun/fun4.htm is
English is fun!
BICNews, broadcast on October 14, 1997
There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither Apple nor pine in pineapple ... English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Candies are candies, while sweetbreads, which are not sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore itsParadoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea and is not a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers do not catch, grocers do not Groce and hammers do not ham? When the majority of teeth, teeth, why is the plural of booth Beethoven? Goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 Meese? One index, two indices? Cheese is the plural of choose to be?
If teachers taught, why did not preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables,What humanitarian eat?
Which language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Noses that run and feet smell? Park on driveways and drive on streets?
How can a slim chance and fat chance, may be the same, while a wise man and a wise man are opposites? As the weather can be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
When a house burns, it burns up. Fill out a form to it andsound an alarm by pressing.
When the stars are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I took my watch, I start, but when I followed this essay, I end?
(Courtesy of laughter)
Here is a poem, you are to find http://hnewlands.typepad.com/cardboard_spaceship/2005/09/english_as_funn.html
The English language Funny
We begin with a box and the plural is boxes,
But most of steersShould be oxen, ox.
The chicken one is a goose, but two are the geese,
But most of moose should never Meese.
There may be only a mouse or a whole series of mice
But most of the house is houses not hice.
When the majority of people are becoming like men,
Why not the plural of pan be called pen?
When I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I'll give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If you are a tooth and a series Teeth
Why not the plural of booth be called Beethoven?
Perhaps these and would be three,
But the majority did not have pipe
And the plural of cats and cat things.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
Methren But if we say mother, we never say.
Then the masculine pronouns are he and his
But they represent the feminine, shis and thickness.
So English, I think we all agree,
Is the funniest>language you ever did see.
Well, I guess I'll keep the title!
The End
Taylor Jones, the Hack Writer
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